precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

(Source: propanone, via gir4farig)


1 day ago // 78,496 notes
chaztheweasel:
the-absolute-best-posts:

nuclevr:
the reflection in that puddle makes this path feel like it is floating in mid air!! 0.o

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(Source: ejacutastic, via a--love-that--consumes-you)


1 day ago // 42,578 notes
mosoli:

im still laughing at this

itshoran:

even the yearbook has the date, I’m scared

image

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1 week ago // 2,192 notes
hayyr:

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larrystylinshipper:

theoneboyband:

 IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THEN YOU ARE FUCKING HEARTLESS OKAY.

ZAYN BETTER COME OUT TO SEE HER. I DONT CARE HOW MUCH HE LOVES SLEEPING, HE HAS TO MEET THIS GIRL. IF HE DOESNT, I WILL BOOK A FLIGHT TO WHEREVER THE FUCK HE IS AND DRAG HIM OUT OF HIS HOTEL ROOM AND BRING HIM TO MEET THIS GIRL.
tastefullyoffensive:

[kelsey]